The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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