I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Say something about gay babies.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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