come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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