No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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