There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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