Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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