Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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