unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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