I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Buhtt sex?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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