Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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