Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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