Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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