At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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