you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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