Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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