Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
