Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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