I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
