Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
worst night to have a conscience
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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