I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
His nipple licking is glorious
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