He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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