You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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