Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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