you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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