Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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