She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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