Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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