Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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