I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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