How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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