There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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