Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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