at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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