I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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