Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Green mimosas i think yes
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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