just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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