I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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