I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You almost got us killed.
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