found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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