I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
of course. lets lasso hookers.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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