I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
