can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
