the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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