As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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