So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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