RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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