your thong is hanging out like whoa
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I understand Curling. That high.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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