I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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