Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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