i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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