Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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