I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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