Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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