Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
