how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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