Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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